"black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth
I want money
when someone sings the wrong lyrics
when you find out that you were actually the one who sang the wrong lyrics
i got 22 energy so you already know i’m gonna tear that Pop Glam photoshoot UP
and then Simon will call me for another fucking spread after i finish when i literally have 0 energy and i have to walk around shaking fucking bushes and pigeons to get a fix
a simple yet beautiful reminder, it could be you! be thankful for everything you have.
i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father
STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT
still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later
deleting my school to focus on tumblr
this is the face of a broken man
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever
You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.
I never understood this. Sam, you KNOW Dean ALWAYS does scissors. Why did you do paper???
I know this!!!! It’s because this is the episode where Balthazar unsunk the titanic so lots of things changed, including for some reason the boys’ RPS habits. This was one of the things early on in the episode that was supposed to indicate to the audience that something was not right.
*whispers* oh my god…..Why didn’t I realize that?! You’re so right.